Chinstrap penguins occasionally indulge in homosexual behaviour, and adelie penguins sometimes "prostitute" themselves to get stones for nest-building; while one in seven emperor penguins will change partners from one year to the next. But generally, king penguins lead straightforward sex lives.

• British Road Safety PSA: It's your arse, pay sodding attention!
• Ken Lee: An Engrish-style interpretation of a terrible Mariah Carey song, from Bulgaria's version of American Idol.
• Bangers & Mash: Not my favorite Radiohead song, but I didn't know Thom could play the drums, and rather well at that.
• Congress Debates Merits Of New Catchphrase: What a duketastrophe!
• Study: Nearly 80 Percent of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night. It was the craziest night ever.
• The world's fastest Rubik's Cube video. I am stunned.
• He's Dead, Jim. Bones, you perpetual pessimist.
• The World's Most Horrific Custom Cake. I am Baby Cakes. You are Baby Cakes. We are the world.
• How to Irrigate Your Nasal Passages. The health benefits are virtually limitless.

• The Terminator: "Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small unremarkable man...O.J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that 'such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer'."
• List of Latin Legal Phrases, when you need the official term for a law which enables a fetus to inherit property.
• Madden Curse: I thought this was hyperbole until I read the full list. One might conclude that Brett Favre's unprecedented post-retirement appearance might break the curse; I'm betting he comes out of retirement only to be decapitated in his first game back.
• Plurale tantum: Nouns that exist in plural form without a singular form, e.g. "scissors". SEE ALSO: List of English pluralia tantum.
• Three-peat: Legal machinations aside, the list of events in which three-peats have and have not been attained is interesting.
• Tree bog: Sustainable toilet design relying upon a variety of plants to compost waste efficiently and completely. SEE ALSO: How to Build A Tree Bog in Five Easy Steps.